List Of Common Nigerian Insults

Nigerian Insults
Nigerian Insults

List Of Common Nigerian Insults, How many can you relate with? lol

  • ‘e no good for ya mama grandmama!
  • “Aradite”
  • “Fish brain”
  • “Mmiri nshi”
  • “Ur head is missing a few nuts!”
  • “Ur mama didnt raise u right!”
  • “You are the reason I support abortion”
  • “Your mouth isn’t connected to your brain”
  • “Your silly, very silly in fact you stupidity is beyond compartmentality”
  • ”na toto water full ur head”
  • ”ur father is a gay-lord”
  • ”ur father is a prostitute/stripper”
  • ”ur mother is a virgin”
  • America dustbin
  • Anfaani adugbo (local shared utility)
  • Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
  • Ba3tard son of a thousand fathers.
  • Beast of no nation!
  • Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
  • Big stupid slow bufoon
  • Bombarstic element.
  • Boncon

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  • Bonga head
  • Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.
  • Brains aren’t everything, in fact in your case they’re nothing
  • Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing
  • Broke goat
  • Bunkum
  • Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
  • Can I buy you a drink?
  • Can I buy you a drink?
  • Can I have your name?
  • Can I spend the evening with you?
  • Certainly – try those people over there.
  • Comcombility!
  • Dan bura uba’!
  • Did they mix craze with the garri to make eba for you?
  • Do you mind if I smoke?
  • Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
  • Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own
  • Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?
  • Even fools marvel at your foolishness
  • Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
  • Folk clap when they see you, but they clap their hands over their eyes.
  • Get ur brain formatted
  • God punish you, iggiot!!!
  • Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
  • Have you got a problem with that?
  • He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “Fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
  • He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

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  • He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a slow ghost.
  • Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty, so the world needs you after all!
  • I don’t care if you burn.
  • I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works
  • I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
  • I gave up baby-sitting years ago.
  • I heard that you were a ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
  • I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
  • I know your secret – I work at the clinic.
  • I never forget a face.
  • I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
  • I think the sun shines out of your arse.
  • I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
  • I would think so – why don’t you ask the bartender?
  • I’d have said it was more like an amusement park.
  • I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
  • I’d like to leave you with one thought, but I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it!
  • I’d like to marry you.
  • I’d like to see more of you.
  • I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.
  • I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
  • I’d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on tv.
  • I’d rather just have the cash.
  • I’d rather skip straight towards the divorce.
  • I’ll never forget the first time we met – although I’ll keep trying.
  • I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
  • I’m not sure I’ve even noticed you yet.
  • I’m not thirsty.

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  • I’m sure I could turn you on.
  • I’m sure I’ve noticed you before.
  • If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
  • If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
  • If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
  • If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
  • If you were my dog, I’d shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
  • If your face had “Welcome” written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
  • Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
  • Iya eh
  • Just give me the cash – I’ll get one later.
  • Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.
  • Kiss me and I’ll tell you a secret.
  • Koni dafun baba eh
  • Konkoorbility
  • Let’s be honest with each other . . . We’ve both come here for the same reasons.
  • Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
  • Look at you.
  • Looking like an ant that did abortion.
  • May I introduce myself?
  • Most foolish person in west africa
  • Mumu
  • My body’s like a temple.
  • Neither do I, but in your case I’ll make an exception.
  • Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
  • No, it’s a gun.
  • No, only with you.
  • Nonsense and ingredients!
  • Ode
  • Olodo (block head)
  • Oloshi
  • Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
  • Please, close your mouth and open your brain
  • Shall we go all the way?
  • Shall we go to your place or mine?
  • So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
  • Some wires aren’t connecting in your brain
  • Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
  • Stay a minute and let me get you a drink.
  • Swegbe

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  • Talk-backs: gidson this will help you if you can read undecided
  • That’s right – I won’t go anywhere near you.
  • The only thing positive about you is your hiv status…Damn !
  • There is no vaccine against stupidity.
  • There isn’t any more of me.
  • Thundar faya your nyash
  • Thunder fire you
  • U invented foolishness, ur folly is android 10.10 coconut head
  • Ur an apology from the condom company
  • Ur foolishness is imported
  • Waka
  • Well, you’re living proof that even a turd can be polished.
  • Were you conceived on the highway? That’s where most accidents happen
  • What do you mean – I wasn’t even born for the first half of it.
  • When can we be alone?
  • When should I phone you?
  • When we’re not with each other.
  • Whenever I’m not there.
  • Where have you been all my life?
  • Why – haven’t you already got one?
  • Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
  • Women say I have the gift of the gab.
  • Would you like to come for a drink with me next week?
  • Wrap it up, then.
  • Ya mama tumbeleku!
  • Yes, as long as it’s in different directions.
  • Yes, you’re right. Let’s go and pull some girls.
  • You couldn’t even turn on a radio.
  • You dey craze
  • You dey mad..
  • You dey mad?? Abi you dey craze??
  • You get kro-kro for nyash…One part of your nyash dey cover river niger!
  • You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she too hates it!
  • You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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  • You must have been dropped on the head as a baby
  • You seem to me like a sensible girl.
  • You this snake of the monkey shadow!
  • You’ve got an iq of 2. Pity it takes 3 to grunt.
  • Your face doesn’t look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going
  • Your face is absolutely perfect, so is yours . . . For radio.
  • Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
  • Your face is such a mess, why don’t you get your dog something different to chew on ?
  • Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
  • Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut
  • Your face looks like you’ve been using it as a doorstop
  • Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo
  • Your father
  • Your girlfriend is so old that her breastmilk is powdered.
  • Your iife needs complete teardown and rebuilding
  • Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
  • Your mama no born you well.
  • Your medula oblongata is suffering from peri-pay-sue
  • Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.

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