List Of Common Nigerian Insults

List Of Common Nigerian Insults, How many can you relate with? lol
Your father
Bombarstic element.
You dey craze
You dey mad..
You get kro-kro for nyash…One part of your nyash dey cover river niger!
Did they mix craze with the garri to make eba for you?
Iya eh
Your medula oblongata is suffering from peri-pay-sue
Thundar faya your nyash
Ya mama tumbeleku!
‘e no good for ya mama grandmama!

Dan bura uba’!


Beast of no nation!

Nonsense and ingredients!
Look at you.


Bonga head



Olodo (block head)

Anfaani adugbo (local shared utility)

The only thing positive about you is your hiv status…Damn !
U invented foolishness, ur folly is android 10.10 coconut head
Get ur brain formatted
You this snake of the monkey shadow!
”na toto water full ur head”
”ur father is a prostitute/stripper”
”ur mother is a virgin”
”ur father is a gay-lord”
Your girlfriend is so old that her breastmilk is powdered.
“Your silly, very silly in fact you stupidity is beyond compartmentality”
Broke goat
Please, close your mouth and open your brain
Ur an apology from the condom company
Koni dafun baba eh
Ur foolishness is imported
Thunder fire you
God punish you, iggiot!!!
You dey mad?? Abi you dey craze??
Your mama no born you well.
Even fools marvel at your foolishness
Big stupid slow bufoon
Looking like an ant that did abortion.
Were you conceived on the highway? That’s where most accidents happen
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
“Ur mama didnt raise u right!”
Your iife needs complete teardown and rebuilding
“Ur head is missing a few nuts!”
Some wires aren’t connecting in your brain
You must have been dropped on the head as a baby
America dustbin
“Your mouth isn’t connected to your brain”
Most foolish person in west africa
Ba3tard son of a thousand fathers.
“Mmiri nshi”
“Fish brain”
Folk clap when they see you, but they clap their hands over their eyes.

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she too hates it!

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

I heard that you were a ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty, so the world needs you after all!

Brains aren’t everything, in fact in your case they’re nothing

I think the sun shines out of your arse.

Well, you’re living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Let’s be honest with each other . . . We’ve both come here for the same reasons.

Yes, you’re right. Let’s go and pull some girls.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “Fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works

Your face looks like you’ve been using it as a doorstop

Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

If your face had “Welcome” written on it, it would make a perfect doormat

If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.

Your face is such a mess, why don’t you get your dog something different to chew on ?

Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut

Your face doesn’t look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going

Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails

Talk-backs: gidson this will help you if you can read undecided
Can I buy you a drink?
I would think so – why don’t you ask the bartender?

Can I buy you a drink?
I’d rather just have the cash.

Can I have your name?
Why – haven’t you already got one?

Can I spend the evening with you?
I gave up baby-sitting years ago.

Do you mind if I smoke?
I don’t care if you burn.

Have you got a problem with that?
No, only with you.

I never forget a face.
Neither do I, but in your case I’ll make an exception.

I’d like to marry you.
I’d rather skip straight towards the divorce.

I’d like to see more of you.
There isn’t any more of me.

I’m sure I could turn you on.
You couldn’t even turn on a radio.

I’m sure I’ve noticed you before.
I’m not sure I’ve even noticed you yet.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
No, it’s a gun.

Kiss me and I’ll tell you a secret.
I know your secret – I work at the clinic.

May I introduce myself?
Certainly – try those people over there.

My body’s like a temple.
I’d have said it was more like an amusement park.

Shall we go all the way?
Yes, as long as it’s in different directions.

Shall we go to your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.

Stay a minute and let me get you a drink.
Just give me the cash – I’ll get one later.

When can we be alone?
When we’re not with each other.

When should I phone you?
Whenever I’m not there.

Where have you been all my life?
What do you mean – I wasn’t even born for the first half of it.

Women say I have the gift of the gab.
Wrap it up, then.

Would you like to come for a drink with me next week?
I’m not thirsty.

You seem to me like a sensible girl.
That’s right – I won’t go anywhere near you.

Your face is absolutely perfect, so is yours . . . For radio.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I’d like to leave you with one thought, but I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I’d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on tv.

I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.

He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a slow ghost.

He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

If you were my dog, I’d shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

You’ve got an iq of 2. Pity it takes 3 to grunt.
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I’ll never forget the first time we met – although I’ll keep trying.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.

Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
“You are the reason I support abortion”

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